HIGHER THAN THE U.S. WARPLANES FLYING OVER CHINA’S MAN-MADE ISLANDS

HIGHER THAN THE LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION YOU FEEL WHILE TRAVELING DURING CHINESE NEW YEAR

HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF EMAILS HE’LL LET YOU GET FROM GMAIL

HIGHER THAN THE TOTALLY LEGITIMATE RISE IN THE SHANGHAI STOCK MARKET

HIGHER THAN CHINA’S CARBON EMISSIONS TARGETS

HIGHER THAN HIS TOLERANCE FOR THE HONG KONG PROTESTS

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