HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF EMAILS HE’LL LET YOU GET FROM GMAIL

HIGHER THAN THE TOTALLY LEGITIMATE RISE IN THE SHANGHAI STOCK MARKET

HIGHER THAN CHINA’S CARBON EMISSIONS TARGETS

HIGHER THAN HIS TOLERANCE FOR THE HONG KONG PROTESTS

XI JINPING’S STAFF HAS NOTIFIED HIM OF THIS [tumblr] BLOG. HE IS NOW ENGAGING IN DENIAL AND DECEPTION.

HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF HONG KONG DEMOCRACY PROTESTERS

HIGHER THAN THE AMOUNT OF OVERTIME CHINA’S INTERNET CENSORS HAVE TO WORK FOR JUNE 4