HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF EMAILS HE’LL LET YOU GET FROM GMAIL

HIGHER THAN THE TOTALLY LEGITIMATE RISE IN THE SHANGHAI STOCK MARKET

HIGHER THAN CHINA’S CARBON EMISSIONS TARGETS

HIGHER THAN HIS TOLERANCE FOR THE HONG KONG PROTESTS

XI JINPING’S STAFF HAS NOTIFIED HIM OF THIS [tumblr] BLOG. HE IS NOW ENGAGING IN DENIAL AND DECEPTION.

HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF HONG KONG DEMOCRACY PROTESTERS

HIGHER THAN THE AMOUNT OF OVERTIME CHINA’S INTERNET CENSORS HAVE TO WORK FOR JUNE 4

HIGHER THAN THE TENSION BETWEEN CHINA AND VIETNAM

HIGHER THAN ALIBABA’S VALUATION AFTER THE IPO

HIGHER THAN CHINA’S 1ST QUARTER GDP GROWTH

STILL PULLED UP TIGHT EVEN AS HE LOOKS FOR MH370

HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF CHINA REFERENCES IN HOUSE OF CARDS

HIGHER THAN CHINA'S ANNUAL MILITARY BUDGET INCREASES

HIGHER THAN THE NUMBER OF CHINESE OFFICIALS' OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS

YEP, YOU CAN STILL SEE THEM

HIGH ENOUGH TO DISTRACT THE SCIENTIST